dr pain is the coach of the team and plays soccer because he enjoys soccer. he is known for his 2025 commit to the university of the south and is also a professional basketball player,, and spends his days teaching los chicos helados how to beat westminister.

injuries: both of his ankles are broken currently and have been since he met fellow teammate jack mcfinish

past traumas: dating luke patterson

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